oh monday...

 this is going to be a quick update...

Monday...quite possibly was the most eventful day thus far.  Only because terrible things kept happening to me, which I normally wouldn't share...however I know how much I like to laugh at other people's pain so I'm sure my devoted readers would love the same opportunity.

Started off waking up feeling GREAT.  Finally feeling like I kicked this crummy cold I've been having to the curb.  So I woke up late, no big deal, late for the bus...again. No big deal, whatever.  The bus ride up the mountain starts to make my head feel like its growing and growing and my ears are getting more plugged.  I thought my head was literally going to explode, luckily it did not.  So ok, maybe I'm not over my cold.
Ears are plugged, can half way hear, throat is a mess and it sounds like a 90 yr old smoker is greeting the children as they come in the door.  First question of the day, "Miss Soukup, did you change your voice?" I replied/growled, "No, Juan Josè, Miss Soukup is a tad under the weather."  Followed by, "Miss Soukup you sound like a man"  Lovely.
After lunch, barely made it that far, it was time for Treat Monday! Kelsey and I run away to the high school cafeteria to buy baked goods and yummy coffee while the students are at recess.  We need pick me ups on Mondays.  After my snacks are finished, my nose is running, like a lady i use my arm to wipe it off.  Turns out I have a bloody nose....like a 10 yr old.  Grrrreat.
Students are coming in from recess, I'm blowing my blood out trying to clean the evidence off my hands and arm.  (students may be starting to get worried now...) It's all good, Miss Soukup just needs to keep the kleenex box by her at all times.
First day of science class is Monday afternoon.  Students are getting excited, who can blame them.  I play a scientific method rap song, the dancing turns violent....time for a discussion about when it is appropriate to have fun in the class and when it crosses the line.  As I'm mid sentence about what is an appropriate time to have fun....the chair I'm sitting in breaks and I fall to the floor.  Literally the metal leg broke completely off.  (followed by laughs and comments on how heavy Miss Soukup is.....)
Day over.

hope you all had some great laughs...I know we all did in 5e :) and enjoyed your day of leisure on labor day!

much love
aimee